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Witch Cut-Up Cake
Witch Cut-Up Cake

A couple of years ago, I was on CBC Radio’s The Next Chapter, talking about what I thought would be the new book trends. Cut-up party cakes was one of them. Apparently, the rest of the world still needs to catch on.

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Recipes, CraftsBrian FrancisOctober 31, 2018FoodComment
Best and Worst American Chocolate Bars
Best and Worst American Chocolate Bars

Recently I went to New York City and learned a few things. When riding in a taxi, never look out the windshield to see what the driver is doing.

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Taste TestsBrian FrancisJuly 22, 2018Food Comments
Valentine's Day Heart Cookies
Valentine's Day Heart Cookies

Ever since I received a cookie letter press a couple of Christmases ago, I’ve been a bit obsessed with inscribing inspirational messages on cookies. See my Fuck Cookies as an example.

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LifeBrian FrancisFebruary 11, 2018Food Comments
Caker Christmas 2017
Caker Christmas 2017

I recently hosted my annual Caker Christmas potluck party. I ask Italians to make Anglo Saxon dishes like casseroles and things saturated with Cool Whip. As you can imagine, it’s a real rollercoaster of tastes.

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FoodBrian FrancisDecember 17, 2017Recipes Comments
Bazaar-o-Rama 2017
Bazaar-o-Rama 2017

Every November, I embark on Bazaar-o-Rama, my annual tour of church bazaars. If you haven’t been to a bazaar, you’re missing out.

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Brian FrancisOctober 29, 2017Bazaars Comments
The Bay Cafeteria
The Bay Cafeteria

Many famous writers seek out inspiring environments to fuel their creativity. Hemingway had his home in Old Town Key West.. And Virginia Woolf had her own room.

Me? I had the Bay cafeteria.

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Writing, LifeBrian FrancisSeptember 7, 2017Writing Comments
Best and Worst Irish Chocolate Bars
Best and Worst Irish Chocolate Bars

A few months ago, I was in a charity bowl-a-thon. Bowling is the only sport I’ve ever been good at because it involves minimal physical activity and there’s a snack bar within arm’s reach.

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Taste TestsBrian FrancisAugust 2, 2017Food Comments
Fuck Cookies™
Fuck Cookies™

I’m a big believer in emotional eating. Do you come home at the end of the day and want nothing more than to work your way through a container of Duncan Hines Whipped Vanilla Frosting? Go right ahead.

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FoodBrian FrancisMay 28, 2017Food Comments
My Vintage Tupperware Cookie Cutters
My Vintage Tupperware Cookie Cutters

I grabbed a set of Tupperware cookie cutters when we moved my mom out of the family home a number of years ago. She kept them in an old Ziploc bag. They’re a seasonal set, made for birthdays, Christmas, Halloween, etc.

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FoodBrian FrancisMay 7, 2017Food Comments
My Bazaar Treasures
My Bazaar Treasures

Saturday mornings throughout November, I roll out of bed early, put on my Tilley hat, fire up the Chevette and head out to Christmas bazaars. If you’ve never been to a bazaar, you’re missing out on one of life’s richest experiences.

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LifeBrian FrancisNovember 27, 2016Bazaars Comments
The Hunt for a Masculine Lunch Bag
The Hunt for a Masculine Lunch Bag

Every couple of years, I go in search of a new lunch bag. It’s a horrific, painful and depressing journey. I don’t want polka dots or stripes or superheroes or anything that I’d be embarrassed to carry while reading my V.C. Andrews novels on the subway.

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LifeBrian FrancisSeptember 24, 2016 Comments
Best and Worst British Chocolate Bars
Best and Worst British Chocolate Bars

Recently, I went on a vacation to England and learned a number of interesting things about British life. For example, if you value your life, always look before crossing the street.

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Taste TestsBrian FrancisAugust 14, 2016Food Comments
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